Collection: Camp Wuzzy Acres

Welcome to Campy Wuzzy Acres — Sash Queen Retirement Village.

This shirt isn’t just for bears.

It’s for every leather titleholder, pup handler, bootblack, sir, ma’am, mx, king, queen, and community leader who stepped down, passed the sash, handed over the medallion… and finally made it to the retirement village.

I was supposed to join you.

But when no successor was crowned, I agreed to serve a second year as North American Bear. So while many of you are enjoying your well-earned retirement from the title circuit… I’m still on duty.

This shirt celebrates:

• Surviving your title year

• Successfully stepping down

• The bittersweet joy of retirement

• And the campy reality that some of us don’t get to retire on schedule

When you wear this, you’re saying:
“I did my time.”
“I passed the sash.”
“I live at Campy Wuzzy Acres now.”

And you’re helping support someone who’s still carrying the torch for another year.

Why it matters

• Supports my second year of service

• Helps fund travel, outreach, and appearances

• Connects titleholders across kink, fetish, and leather communities

• Keeps the humor alive in a space that works hard and loves harder

Campy Wuzzy Acres.
Where you retired with honor.
And I’m still clocked in.