Welcome to Campy Wuzzy Acres — Sash Queen Retirement Village.
This shirt isn’t just for bears.
It’s for every leather titleholder, pup handler, bootblack, sir, ma’am, mx, king, queen, and community leader who stepped down, passed the sash, handed over the medallion… and finally made it to the retirement village.
I was supposed to join you.
But when no successor was crowned, I agreed to serve a second year as North American Bear. So while many of you are enjoying your well-earned retirement from the title circuit… I’m still on duty.
This shirt celebrates:
Surviving your title year
Successfully stepping down
The bittersweet joy of retirement
And the campy reality that some of us don’t get to retire on schedule
When you wear this, you’re saying:
“I did my time.”
“I passed the sash.”
“I live at Campy Wuzzy Acres now.”
And you’re helping support someone who’s still carrying the torch for another year.
Why it matters
Supports my second year of service
Helps fund travel, outreach, and appearances
Connects titleholders across kink, fetish, and leather communities
Keeps the humor alive in a space that works hard and loves harder
Campy Wuzzy Acres.
Where you retired with honor.
And I’m still clocked in.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.50 | 19.50 | 21.25 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.25 | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 9360, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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