This doormat isn’t just for bears.
It’s for every leather titleholder, pup handler, bootblack, sir, ma’am, mx, king, queen, and community leader who stepped down, passed the sash, handed over the medallion... and finally made it to the retirement village.
Now you get to open the door.
I was supposed to join you.
But when no successor was crowned, I agreed to serve a second year as North American Bear. So while many of you are enjoying your well-earned retirement from the title circuit... I’m still on duty.
This doormat celebrates:
Surviving your title year
Successfully stepping down
The bittersweet joy of retirement
And the campy reality that some of us don’t get to retire on schedule
When you set this at your door, you’re saying:
“Welcome to Campy Wuzzy Acres.”
“I did my time.”
“I passed the sash.”
“Come on in.”
Your home. Your oasis. Your retirement village.
And you’re helping support someone who’s still carrying the torch for another year.
Why it matters
Supports my second year of service
Helps fund travel, outreach, and appearances
Connects titleholders across kink, fetish, and leather communities
Keeps the humor alive in a space that works hard and loves harder
Campy Wuzzy Acres.
Where you retired with honor.
And I’m still clocked in.
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