{"product_id":"campy-wuzzy-acres-sash-queen-retirement-village-doormat-nab-2026-fundraiser-doormat","title":"Campy Wuzzy Acres: Sash Queen Retirement Village Doormat – NAB 2026 Fundraiser Doormat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"200\"\u003eThis doormat isn’t just for bears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eIt’s for every leather titleholder, pup handler, bootblack, sir, ma’am, mx, king, queen, and community leader who stepped down, passed the sash, handed over the medallion... and finally made it to the retirement village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eNow you get to open the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"482\"\u003eI was supposed to join you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eBut when no successor was crowned, I agreed to serve a second year as North American Bear. So while many of you are enjoying your well-earned retirement from the title circuit... I’m still on duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eThis doormat celebrates:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"871\"\u003eSurviving your title year\u003cbr data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eSuccessfully stepping down\u003cbr data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eThe bittersweet joy of retirement\u003cbr data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eAnd the campy reality that some of us don’t get to retire on schedule\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eWhen you set this at your door, you’re saying:\u003cbr data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e“Welcome to Campy Wuzzy Acres.”\u003cbr data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e“I did my time.”\u003cbr data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e“I passed the sash.”\u003cbr data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"998\"\u003e“Come on in.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003eYour home. Your oasis. Your retirement village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003eAnd you’re helping support someone who’s still carrying the torch for another year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eWhy it matters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003eSupports my second year of service\u003cbr data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eHelps fund travel, outreach, and appearances\u003cbr data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003eConnects titleholders across kink, fetish, and leather communities\u003cbr data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003eKeeps the humor alive in a space that works hard and loves harder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1461\"\u003eCampy Wuzzy Acres.\u003cbr data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eWhere you retired with honor.\u003cbr data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eAnd I’m still clocked in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":45397860515894,"sku":"15819275362005138979","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/7087\/7238\/files\/13226870246486773017_2048.jpg?v=1776653480","url":"https:\/\/cliffboyd.shop\/products\/campy-wuzzy-acres-sash-queen-retirement-village-doormat-nab-2026-fundraiser-doormat","provider":"Cliff Boyd Merchandise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}