{"title":"Camp Wuzzy Acres","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eCampy Wuzzy Acres — Sash Queen Retirement Village.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eThis shirt isn’t just for bears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eIt’s for every leather titleholder, pup handler, bootblack, sir, ma’am, mx, king, queen, and community leader who stepped down, passed the sash, handed over the medallion… and finally made it to the retirement village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eI was supposed to join you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eBut when no successor was crowned, I agreed to serve a second year as North American Bear. So while many of you are enjoying your well-earned retirement from the title circuit… I’m still on duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003eThis shirt celebrates:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eSurviving your title year\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1413\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eSuccessfully stepping down\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003eThe bittersweet joy of retirement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003eAnd the campy reality that some of us don’t get to retire on schedule\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1551\" data-end=\"1658\"\u003eWhen you wear this, you’re saying:\u003cbr\u003e“I did my time.”\u003cbr\u003e“I passed the sash.”\u003cbr\u003e“I live at Campy Wuzzy Acres now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1743\"\u003eAnd you’re helping support someone who’s still carrying the torch for another year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003eWhy it matters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1984\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1800\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1800\"\u003eSupports my second year of service\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1801\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003eHelps fund travel, outreach, and appearances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1848\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003eConnects titleholders across kink, fetish, and leather communities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1917\" data-end=\"1984\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1919\" data-end=\"1984\"\u003eKeeps the humor alive in a space that works hard and loves harder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eCampy Wuzzy Acres.\u003cbr data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003eWhere you retired with honor.\u003cbr data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003eAnd I’m still clocked in.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"campy-wuzzy-acres-sash-queen-retirement-village-tee-nab-2026-fundraiser-shirt","title":"Campy Wuzzy Acres: Sash Queen Retirement Village Tee – NAB 2026 Fundraiser Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eCampy Wuzzy Acres — Sash Queen Retirement Village.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eThis shirt isn’t just for bears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eIt’s for every leather titleholder, pup handler, bootblack, sir, ma’am, mx, king, queen, and community leader who stepped down, passed the sash, handed over the medallion… and finally made it to the retirement village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eI was supposed to join you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eBut when no successor was crowned, I agreed to serve a second year as North American Bear. 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